Home Office Admits Clearing 5,000 Illegal Immigrants For Work

About 5,000 illegal immigrants were mistakenly cleared to work as security staff, red-faced staff at the Home Office have confirmed. The government is to check the immigration status of a further 40,000 staff cleared to work in the security industry following the revelations.

Ruth Kelly Uses Public Money On Propaganda

Transport Secretary, Ruth Kelly was last night forced to issue a public apology after misspending taxpayers' money on Labour propaganda; admitting wrongly spending her 'communications allowance' to shore up dwindling support in her marginal seat.